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A special message for my followers.

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 14:26:24 -0500

ducksmith:

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ellieanor: (This has probably been done before!)

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 14:24:13 -0500

ellieanor:

(This has probably been done before!)

aiyon0206: Red pants Monday!!!

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 14:20:55 -0500

aiyon0206:

Red pants Monday!!!

itsacrimescene: The traditional decorating of the christmas...

Mon, 26 Nov 2012 14:20:50 -0500

itsacrimescene:

The traditional decorating of the ~~christmas tree~~ chemistry equipment. I love how pleased he is with himself :D

atlasalpha: no flash you don’t need my permission JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 16:26:50 -0500

atlasalpha:

no flash

you don’t need my permission

JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS DON’T LET NOTHIN’ HOLD YOU BACK BRO

gryphynshadow: littlemissbatterwitch: clothoboorocracy: storm...

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 00:46:36 -0500

gryphynshadow:

littlemissbatterwitch:

clothoboorocracy:

stormybabe:

I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”

My hero

someone teach me this pweeze-ooc

Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.

We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.

Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?

Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.

All that said, here’s how you do it!

This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.

Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.

When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.

Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.

If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.

Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.

Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.

Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.

From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”

Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.

bullet-fuzz: Little Avengers [x]

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 00:41:18 -0500

bullet-fuzz:

Little Avengers [x]

littlemisshamish: Really High John [23] [24] [25]

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 00:40:00 -0500

littlemisshamish:

Really High John

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sherloving: brixtonsun: imjohnlocked: sweetlittlekitty: ohmys...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 17:28:00 -0500

sherloving:

brixtonsun:

imjohnlocked:

sweetlittlekitty:

ohmysol:

seven-percent-stronger:

Looks like someone got a hold of the whiteboard from 221 B Baker Street.

#you can have FOUR

#YOU CAN HAVE FOUR

what’s amazing is that this is exactly what I imagine their handwriting to be

THIS IS SHERLOCK AND JOHN GUYS

I appreciate that the only reason given for the lack of entire cow is “we don’t have a big enough freezer”

[x] I have no excuse, this is pure handporn.

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 02:33:15 -0500

[x] I have no excuse, this is pure handporn.

inspectahradio: “So what are we doing then?” “Oh just passing...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 02:32:11 -0500

inspectahradio:

“So what are we doing then?”

“Oh just passing the time… and proving a point.”

“What point?”

“That you’re in love with me.”

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invisiblesarcasm: hi

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 02:28:52 -0500

invisiblesarcasm:

hi

chukfi: So there’s a bug in this game where the texture for the...

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 02:26:09 -0500

chukfi:

So there’s a bug in this game where the texture for the sky got mixed up with the texture for the guy’s face

toralei: moisturize me

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 02:23:38 -0500

toralei:

moisturize me

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